October 7 or 8

This week's broadcast is a live rendition of Spinal Therapy Part Three, where Patricia gets me on her chiropractic table for some manipulations and electrified muscle stimulation -- to my back side and front side.

If you want to (and haven't yet) listen in on my original recordings of Parts 1 & 2, they're posted to a secret web page here:

JASPER HUMBLED

Don't forget, if you want to hear my live broadcast, you must go to my Jasper McCutcheon page at BlogTalkRadio.com and make a friend request, so I can approve you for adult content. That's the rules and we all must play by them. Otherwise, you cannot get to my show page for the live broadcast and accompanying chat room, but you can hear the archived, after-the-fact recording here on the Jasper McCutcheon blog over in the right column.

Here's the North American broadcast times:

Eastern: Thursday, Oct. 8 at 1:30 am
Central: Thursday, Oct. 8 at 12:30 am
Rockies: Wednesday, Oct. 7 at 11:30 pm
Pacific: Wednesday, Oct. 7 at 10:30 pm

And that, as they say, is the proverbial that.

Don't forget to vote for your favorite Jasper Radio subjects over in the right hand column... anonymously, of course.

Yours truly,
Jasper McCutcheon

Jasper's Stupefaction

Pitiful Jack, sometimes he truly does amaze me. I mean, is he kidding? Of course I knew what he was doing under the blanket. If he hadn't been doing something I would have ended my story, turned out the lights and told my precious nephew goodnight.

Same goes for this upcoming radio project he's finagled me into trying. Jack's an ideal gauge -- if his response to what I'm talking is flaccid, I know it's time to switch topics, and not to boast, but as of this date I have never once switched topics.

All right, with less than 24 hours to go before broadcast #1, I need to address a question received by email regarding the Jasper McCutcheon show page at BlogTalkRadio here:

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/jaspermccutcheon

Because our content is for ADULTS ONLY, our page will not show any scheduled, upcoming programs until you have registered at BlogTalkRadio. For the general public, which can include under-age pipsqueaks, the page will say "No Programs Scheduled."

Trust me, our first program IS scheduled for Oct. 1 at 12:30 am Central U.S. time, and you will see it once you've registered at BlogTalkRadio with username and password. Nothing invasive or time-consuming about it. Sign up as a listener and you'll be set. That way you can also enter the Jasper chat room and finger-converse with others while I flap my tongue on the air. Also, for final clarity on the broadcast time in U.S. time zones:

Thursday, 12:30 am Central (Oct. 1) is...

Thursday, 01:30 am Eastern (Oct. 1)

Wednesday, 11:30 pm Rocky Mountain (Sept. 30)

Wednesday, 10:30 pm Pacific (Sept. 30)

More later if I think of something. Meanwhile, I plan to enjoy myself. Jack might be in for some big surprises, especially if he shows up with a shot glass instead of a tumbler for this bourbon he has supposedly purchased for me. Don't be alarmed if the first thing you hear on-air is the smashing of glass against whatever object I can bean with my fast ball, which hopefully will not be Jack.

Yours truly,
Jasper McCutcheon