Saving the Pumpkin

Nearly Flawless

by Jack McCutcheon

Jasper's third broadcast is said and done, and done with no glitches... best I recall. So, now we finally have an idea of how sweet life can be for Jasper in the duplex. Next time, if he does what he told me, we'll hear of another one of Margaret and Patricia's parties. Yes, of course, it's a Halloween party, but this time Jasper nearly screws everything up.

Looks like our poll is about to expire. As of this typing, twelve hours remain, and then I'll analyze the data to determine if one more question needs to be asked. Hmm... let's see... roughly a thousand visitors to the Jasper page since poll began... seven of whom voted... I think I know the answer to question number two, but I'll probably ask it anyway.

Think you have this figured out? I suspect you do, because I believe most of our listeners think like we do. Tell you what, tell me where you think we're going with our two programs. Use the comments field to this post. Correct answers will get a PDF of Jasper's classic book, I WAS TORTURED BY THE PYGMY LOVE QUEEN, shipped directly to email (that exchange of info will be done privately through emails not associated with this blog).

Oh, my! The intrigue is killing me.

October 7 or 8

This week's broadcast is a live rendition of Spinal Therapy Part Three, where Patricia gets me on her chiropractic table for some manipulations and electrified muscle stimulation -- to my back side and front side.

If you want to (and haven't yet) listen in on my original recordings of Parts 1 & 2, they're posted to a secret web page here:

JASPER HUMBLED

Don't forget, if you want to hear my live broadcast, you must go to my Jasper McCutcheon page at BlogTalkRadio.com and make a friend request, so I can approve you for adult content. That's the rules and we all must play by them. Otherwise, you cannot get to my show page for the live broadcast and accompanying chat room, but you can hear the archived, after-the-fact recording here on the Jasper McCutcheon blog over in the right column.

Here's the North American broadcast times:

Eastern: Thursday, Oct. 8 at 1:30 am
Central: Thursday, Oct. 8 at 12:30 am
Rockies: Wednesday, Oct. 7 at 11:30 pm
Pacific: Wednesday, Oct. 7 at 10:30 pm

And that, as they say, is the proverbial that.

Don't forget to vote for your favorite Jasper Radio subjects over in the right hand column... anonymously, of course.

Yours truly,
Jasper McCutcheon

Jasper's Grumble

It should come as no surprise that Jack is highly pissed-off at me for changing the story of MY first episode, but I had a point to make -- I don't need or want him writing my scripts. Don't plan to tell tales he wants to hear on nights he wants to hear them. No, it's my show and I will plan each episode as I see fit.

 

Here's the truth of it. That Margaret and Patricia story occupies a special place in my heart and loins. One of those "I want to remember it just as it was" situations of which I have no desire to record again for better or worse, and so, I pulled a switch and told an unrelated tale.

 

Jack got his message, and you got (I hope) a bedtime story enticing enough to motivate your fingers.

 

Too bad you couldn't hear it live, not unless you were on the Jasper McCutcheon friends list at BlogTalkRadio. Fortunately, you can hear the archived broadcast on the player over there in the right-hand column under the "About Me" text.

 

Seems the adult content version of BlogTalkRadio has some extra stipulations for listeners that I missed. If this info is in the set-up instructions, it's tucked away somewhere difficult to find or see, and so I now must state very clearly the procedures required if you want to listen to the broadcast as it is happening.

 

Once you've registered and logged into BlogTalkRadio, then you should go to the Jasper McCutcheon page here:

 

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/jaspermccutcheon

 

Next to my profile picture is a link that says "Add to Friends." Click it. They'll send me a message and I'll approve you, and then when the next broadcast comes up you will be able to see and open the episode show page. It'll show you access to the chat room and the episode player, plus it will tell you how long before we go live and give you a phone number for if you want to call in on the show. Don't call in, because I don't take calls until my story's over. If there's time remaining in our thirty-minute slot, and you're on the line waiting, I'll try to take the call.

 

I guess we should be accustomed to this by now. Those of us who want to talk about or listen to or watch sexual content must go through numerous obstacles in order to protect ourselves from the narrow-minded, and so we won't transform some innocent kidderink into a tongue-wagging fiend.

 

Fair enough. Any questions write to me at my email on BlogTalkRadio.com. Next broadcast is Oct. 8 at 12:30 am Central U.S. time. Meanwhile, as promised in the first episode, here is your secret link for the first two original (and therefore sacred to me) mp3 recordings of the Margaret and Patricia story.

 

Jasper Humbled

 

The final part of my M & P tale will be our next live program on BlogTalkRadio. Show notes will be posted, and this time, accurate. No tricks, because Jack has assured me his lesson was learned.

 

Yours truly,

Jasper McCutcheon

Jasper's Stupefaction

Pitiful Jack, sometimes he truly does amaze me. I mean, is he kidding? Of course I knew what he was doing under the blanket. If he hadn't been doing something I would have ended my story, turned out the lights and told my precious nephew goodnight.

Same goes for this upcoming radio project he's finagled me into trying. Jack's an ideal gauge -- if his response to what I'm talking is flaccid, I know it's time to switch topics, and not to boast, but as of this date I have never once switched topics.

All right, with less than 24 hours to go before broadcast #1, I need to address a question received by email regarding the Jasper McCutcheon show page at BlogTalkRadio here:

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/jaspermccutcheon

Because our content is for ADULTS ONLY, our page will not show any scheduled, upcoming programs until you have registered at BlogTalkRadio. For the general public, which can include under-age pipsqueaks, the page will say "No Programs Scheduled."

Trust me, our first program IS scheduled for Oct. 1 at 12:30 am Central U.S. time, and you will see it once you've registered at BlogTalkRadio with username and password. Nothing invasive or time-consuming about it. Sign up as a listener and you'll be set. That way you can also enter the Jasper chat room and finger-converse with others while I flap my tongue on the air. Also, for final clarity on the broadcast time in U.S. time zones:

Thursday, 12:30 am Central (Oct. 1) is...

Thursday, 01:30 am Eastern (Oct. 1)

Wednesday, 11:30 pm Rocky Mountain (Sept. 30)

Wednesday, 10:30 pm Pacific (Sept. 30)

More later if I think of something. Meanwhile, I plan to enjoy myself. Jack might be in for some big surprises, especially if he shows up with a shot glass instead of a tumbler for this bourbon he has supposedly purchased for me. Don't be alarmed if the first thing you hear on-air is the smashing of glass against whatever object I can bean with my fast ball, which hopefully will not be Jack.

Yours truly,
Jasper McCutcheon