Hello, everybody, and welcome to Uncle Jasper's Five-fingered Bedtime Stories. This is your announcer, Jack, announcing by blog because I'm the announcer and it's my duty to announce that I have coerced Jasper into talking live on internet radio.
It is a risky proposition. Frankly, sometimes he frightens me, but at the same time his stories seem to animate my hand into movement toward areas over which I have no control. The good news is you won't have to be in the same room with him, but still, perhaps an explanation is in order.
When I was a young man, my Uncle Jasper would sometimes come visit my parents, and when he did, he'd usually tuck me in at night and tell me a story. His tales always made me do things under my blanket. Does that sound gay? Well, cancel the thought. Most of his stories involved the two ladies living next door in the duplex they shared. As for what I was doing under my covers, I don't know if Jasper realized what was happening, but doubt that he cared one way or the other, then or now.
Why internet radio? Because I want to share my Uncle Jasper with whoever cares to listen. I've made a list of stories I want him to tell and will write scripts for him to follow, and to seal the deal, I've purchased a case of bourbon which will be my bait to assure he shows up every week for the broadcast. One fifth at a time until they're all gone, which should get us into November. Ha! November of 2012.
We begin October 1, Thursday morning at 12:30 Central U.S. time, which is still Wednesday, September 30 at 10:30 pm for Pacific-coasters.
I will post show notes for our first broadcast on our BlogTalkRadio.com page, and here is the web address:
There will also be updates here, plus, I'm inviting a few pals to our pormo chat room which will be active during the broadcasts from our BlogTalkRadio page. Everything's free, all you need do is sign up with username and password.
We're going live thirty minutes per week. Please drop by and lend Jasper your ear while keeping your fingers ready for action.
Yours truly,
(for Jasper)
Jack McCutcheon
2 comments:
Ohhhhh...... I cannot wait till the first broadcast and am eager to join in the porno chat room!!! So, I'm guessing we do not have to "behave"!! Spank you very much!! Jfay
Let me say this about that: if you try to behave, I will definitely spank you... with a wet thong that says, "Bite Me!" !!
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